Is your name Ivy?

its not a very popular name, and if Ivy is your name, or the name of somebody you know, say so!

Is your name Ivy?
Nope, sorry
Reply:I worked with a woman named Ivy, her sister was my boss and her name was Jamesa.



Ivy was quiet and very nice.
Reply:If my son had been a girl his name was going to be Ivy Alanna. But alas he is a boy so Ivy didn't seem appropriate.
Reply:I think you will like this:-



The old London East End boy and his old girl had been on holiday and on their return they were out shopping. An old friend met them and asked ‘Where have you been for the last couple of weeks’. ‘On holiday’ he replied. ‘Where did you go’ his friend asked. As much as he tried to think, he was unable to remember. ‘Alright’ his friend replied ‘forget the country, what city were you in’. Again the old boy tried to think, but was unable to remember. Suddenly, his face lit up as he asked ‘What do you call that green stuff that grows up the walls of old houses’. ‘Ivy’ his friend replied. ‘That’s right’ his friend replied, then shouted to his wife ‘Ivy, where the hell did we go for our holidays’
Reply:No and no.



TFTP
Reply:nope neither